Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Dick very happy bro
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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