New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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