She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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