Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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