the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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