The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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