how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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