i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I'm both gender and math confused
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