Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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