love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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