Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
