is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
this hospital has no fireball
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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