all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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