But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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