God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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