Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
