Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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