he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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