So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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