Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
that's an acceptable place to lick
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
