Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Vodka?
Forever.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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