I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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