I think I won the penis lottery.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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