Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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