You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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