He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
no you cant smoke seaweed
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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