This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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