I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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