Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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