Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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