And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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