I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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