I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
