So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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