The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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