Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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