Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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