If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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