So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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