My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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