either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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