Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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