And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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