i think i have herpe
just one?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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