So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
