just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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