watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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