Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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