My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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