If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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