Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
tell me about the eggs
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