Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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